Hi there you all, I'm the birth of an immaculate conception, bearer of the mark on my behind, and God is my only father. Therefor, I have the world repent their sins, whenever I find the opportunity to do so. Furthermore, I like to gamble. My best friends are a hobbit, a yeti, and big foot. At saturday nights the 4 of us play poker for pennies, we later will spend at the gaming arcade halls. At one time I was deceived by an evil gnome, whom offered me a magic candy bar, in exchange for my slacks. It was an illusion though. And the magic candy bar, well.. it wasn't magic at all <derp>... It made me choke, then I woke up with a witch with